dilute, longhair

Herbal pouch

Bartholemew the Great, King of the Village Of Mew, Ruler of the Lands with an iron colored fist, and mighty sender of cat puns ^^
When I (I mean he) feels like it

Bartholemew is also known as the Man in the Chair, the IT, and even the Black Spider. He's the boi behind the scenes, the one and only....

Have you gotten that he thinks highly of himself/his skills yet?

Otherwise, he is a sweet puddle of joy, one who will follow a ball of yarn for hours...

To get on his good side, all you must do is compliment him ^^
and tell him he doesn't look like he has been drug backwards through a bush

My kind Bartholemew often requires edits to his biography and so, I (I mean he) will change this probably often, updating and so forth

Bartholemew suddenly has a want to be a pirate o.o