This is what it sounds like; I'll gene and organize your not-cats (using Apocracy's cool and helpful spreadsheet) to the best of my ability.

The base price for a spreadsheet is 10 notes, plus 10 notes per not-cat I gene (this means that if you're a returning customer, you just have to pay 10 notes per cat you want gene'd!). I'll also accept trades for items or cats, though that'll be on a case by case basis since I don't currently have a wishlist. I'll accept offers done on this thread, or through DMs.

I'll send the finished sheet to your DMs once I'm done, where you can make a copy and save for your own use.

A sample of what it'll look like when I'm done is here, featuring my own not-cats!

Thank you for your time, and I look forwards to doing business!

Reserved, Just in case

HAH this is hilarious I was just thinking of starting a shop thing for this

Hah, sorry for beating you to the punch!

I'd like to try, can you do my cats Darby and Opal?
Would that be 30?

@DeeryLou It would be! If you send a gift for the notes, I'll do the sheet and DM it to you when I'm done, which should be pretty quickly given that there's only 2 cats.

@MarxTrashhi, could you gene these two cats?

A silvery gray Notcat walks up to the sign and reads it over once... twice... thrice... "Genetics..? Spreadsheets?! What in the world...?? Hm... Might have to check that out I suppose..."



Ok, now that the silliness is out of the way, Do you have a limit for how many you're willing to do for a person at a time? Because... i'd like to have my whole clowder done.

There's technically 23 Notcats, but 2 are unborn babies (so they don't count) and 1's a young kitten (does that mean she doesn't count or can you do young kittens? is it adult only?) - and one has already had theirs done? But oh Nestor i don't understand the string in their bio (i bought them off the recruitment board hehe). So... Maybe 19? Or 20 if the young kitten does count?

i'll give you 500 Notes. Or, tell me how many you prefer to do and i'll organize things and let you know whomst.

@Sprout Of course! That'll be 30 notes!

@kytten Don't worry at all about how many you have, I don't have any limits! Young kittens can be gene'd, so for 20 cats, you'd only need to pay 210 notes.

To both, just send a gift with the notes, and I'll start working on your sheets, and then I'll send you the sheet and accept the gift once I'm done.

@MarxTrash
hello again! i was wondering if you'd be up for doing a few more of my cats. the cats in question:
Ezekiel, Lake, Bristle, Miriam, Angus, Kali, Zara
(Traveling) Quay, Orion, Iggy, Hyacinth, Marigold

you could just stick them onto the sheet you gave me before (or if its easier for you to just make a fresh sheet, no problem!) - whatever you'd prefer. i think that's 130 notes?